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vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.
Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.
by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013
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Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.
Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!
by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015
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Vulvatunity

A portmanteau that describes a Gentleman's chances of enjoying lady lips. Not to be confused with the word "Eggnog" as it quite clearly has nothing to do with it.
"You had any luck tonight Tarquin?"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
by Frank Jeans November 5, 2016
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Valvanvichi

Mr. Valvanvichi canceled the meeting.
by N. Valvanvichi December 19, 2016
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vulkanpickel

Best Captain on earth and craziest motherfucker of the carribean.

He killed blackbeard,destroyer the whole East Indie trading company and leads 3 ships with his crew

Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Mate,I'm Captain vulkanpickel,klar soweit?
by Martin221o December 31, 2016
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vulkanpickel

Best Captain on earth and craziest motherfucker of the carribean.

He killed blackbeard,destroyer the whole East Indie trading company and leads 3 ships with his crew

Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Mate,I'm Captain vulkanpickel,klar soweit?
by Martin221o December 31, 2016
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Vulcanic Butt Water

Vulcanic Butt Water is an activity where water or some kind of liquid (beer is the most common) ir poored trough ones back, passes trough the butt crack and ends up in the other person face. The first mentions of this activity appeared in Budapest-Hungary at a party hostel called Grandio Party Hostel by a group of Portuguese individuals in a bachelor party called "Bizeus Bachelor Party"
That guy is sleeping at the couch, let's vulcanic butt water him.
by lulox May 29, 2018
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