Vegan

A vegetarian whose ideology leads them to commit terrorist acts.

This roast is worth those crazy vegans torturing and murdering us.

by Nikov June 20, 2017

Vegan

"Vegan" (With the quotation marks): A person who constantly tries to slip in the fact that they are vegan for attention, but to absolutely no one's surprise, they aren't.

Person 1: So how's your day going?
Person 2: I'm vegan
Person 1: Yea, "Vegan"

by Dr. Westaboo May 30, 2018

Vegan

Sociopath

Bro see that crazy person
goddam vegan

by ...samsgirl... January 10, 2019

Vegan

One who eats only plants they are huge faggots that take horse cock up the ass they try to force you to become vegan because they respect no other person

I ate steak in front of a vegan and they had a fucking seasure and died

by Afika June 8, 2018

Vegan

Also known as a person who is fucking confused. They are experiencing a midlife crisis and have resorted to the ultra communistic extreme. Vegans cause global warming crisis because they eat the plants that take away the carbon dioxide poisonous gas.
Vegan = Criminal

Basic White Girl: Have you ever seen that nasty ass creature of a man.
Chav: I bet he goes to burger king instead of mc donalds.
Basic White Girl: What a fucken vegan, am I right?

by loading . . . May 28, 2019

Vegan

A person who doesn't eat any form of animal product and most of the time thinks of themselves as a special little snowflake who is saving the worlds, innocent creatures and tries to make you feel like a sack of shit for eating meat.

Micheal won't stop until everyone knows he is a vegan.

by CaptainDoubleChin October 10, 2017

Vegan

A terrorist to all fruits and must be punished for their sin

"The Vegan became notorious for killing innocent fruit."

by jamestheultra February 4, 2019