vaginal excercises

the tightening and releasing of the vaginal muscles to tighten a loose whore

kay excercised her vagina by holding in her pee for 4 seconds and releasing, creating the vaginal excercises as she watched barney and friends while soaking her head in a fish bowl of melted butter and sushi while texting her significant other who doesnt actually like her.

by -jesus October 4, 2008

Vaginal Salivation

A clinical term for the moistening of the vagina due to it's intense hungering for the cock.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: What we have here is a clear cut example of intense vaginal salivation. The defendant in question soaked through three mattresses and a waterbed in her unholy quest for sexual fulfillment.

by Ian Broswell August 26, 2010

Vaginal Awareness

The act of strongly supporting Women's Rights, but still viewing Women as sex-objects.

Buford felt good about marching in the Women's Suffragette parade, but he was still proud of his vaginal awareness.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Double Vaginal

A woman having intercourse with two men simultaneously.

I can't believe a woman can do a double vaginal!

by howwie April 15, 2006

Vaginal Snowball

When a male ejaculates in the female's vagina then performs cunninglus on the female. The female then queefs causing the semen inside the vagina to be expelled into the mouth of the male.

Dude #1: Dude!! I got a vaginal snowball last night!

Dude #2: WTF....Why would you go down on a girl after you jis in her?

by Walnuts75 May 30, 2010

Vaginal Droppings

Women that have children for social status. The Children are droppings do the lack of care the Mother shows to what they do or how they behave. Mothers ussual only have the children to hold on to a rich/ successful men or not to be that woman who didnt have children. They care more about there status in society than the child they brought into this world.

Bob: Hey Joe look at those kids just tearing up that condiment bar.

Joe: Yeap those are vaginal droppings, see the mothers over there socializing without a care.

by ack2000 December 26, 2011

Vaginal Whiskers

Vaginal Whiskers are the definition lines created by denim producers to enhance vintage style around the pelvic area of newly purchased jeans. Gives it the 'I've already worn these jeans for years' look.

q: "Elise, those new jeans look fantastic on you. What have you done differently?"

a: "Why thank you! The vaginal whiskers have defined my pelvic area and made me look slimmer!"

by Friggie December 18, 2009