State of the Union

If we're the flagship of peace and prosperity,
we're taking on water and about to fucking sink.
No one seems to notice, no one even blinks.
The crew all left the passengers to die under the sea.

Countdown
to the very end.
Equality;
an invitation that we won't extend.
Ready, aim.
Pull the trigger now.
In time you
firmly secure your place in hell.

State of the union address
reads "War Torn Country Still a Mess"
The words: power, death and distorted truth
are read between the lines of the red, white and blue.

"Guilty" is what our graves will read,
no year, no family.
We did nothing to stop the murder of
a people just like us.

~ State of the Union by Rise Against.

by Ertof October 18, 2008

using Brandy's bed

Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".

He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight

by Alecca Jackson October 17, 2007

Using the force

Using a semi-circular motion with your hand to wipe crumbs off from the table.

McGillacutty made a mess while eating and he was running late For work; so he decided that using the force would save him time and that his wifey would be happy to mop it up later.

by Neuropsych January 15, 2017

union grove middle

Union grove middle is a school full of weird ass kids who think playboi carti is good. they suck at sports, and they act mad gay in the locker rooms.

Union grove middle is the weirdest henry county school.

by lamessssforever May 2, 2020

union city ohio

it a mexican town. Its full of redneck white trash and if u do one bad thing there the whole town is going to know. It isnt even a town its a village. The kids on the Indiana side are bunch of gangsta wannabes. The ohio side is full of rednecks and pretty woman. But above all that all the cops there are nice and its a nice place to stay.

union city ohio is really a village not a city.

by bullrider100 June 19, 2020

Ucionne

A name of a girl who is loving, kind, super energetic and is a queen. She is friends with everyone and everyone likes her. She is truly the greatest person to have in your life.

If you have a Ucionne in your life, cherish her

Ucionne is so fun and amazing
Ucionne is the best

by Anonymous0206 November 13, 2020

Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021