urethra

aka the queen of soul

Urethra Franklin is by far the queen of soul music

by Sasha bad dog September 23, 2025

Urethral Swab

The most painful shit a human being can experience where they brutally stab your urethra with a massive medieval pike to test for std

Person 1: i got a urethral swab yesterday, when i piss it feels like im peeing broken glass and lava.

by Refund763 December 26, 2025

Auto-urenema

The act of taking one's penis, navigating it through their gooch, tucking it under, fitting the tip inside of their rectum, and proceeding to urinate past their sphincter.

Guy: "Dude guess what!"
Dude: "What?"
Guy: "I got these new pills and they enhanced my unit, now I am able to Auto-urenemate!"
Dude: "That's fucking awesome! I need to get me some of those, my sphincter is parched."

by Nikljj February 19, 2011

Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018

Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals

Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!

by Japan101 March 2, 2021

severe urethral trauma

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

by TBone2222 November 15, 2023

grandma ureta

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA

hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*

by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024