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unconscious lesbian

A female who is very much unaware of their homosexuality, and is basically a lesbian, but just doesn't realize it.
Person 1: Why does Marika get so nervous around other girls? She blushes and gets so fidgety around them.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.
by Matsun-tsunrin September 9, 2018
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unconfusable

a person that can not be confused or confuse anyone.
ricky said, “you are confusing me”
i said, “i’m very unconfusable”
by Walle The Siamese January 1, 2020
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uncel jimmy

someone you're related to that appears in your basements no matter where you live he will be watching.

he takes many forms including that sneaky dog looking out someone's window at you wanting toes.

he sneaks because he wants to eat your toes SAVE YOUR TOES !!!!!!!!!!
jimmy nephew: why you on the ground uncel jimmy

jimmy: I want yo toes !!!!!!!!!!!!
by uncel jimmy May 19, 2020
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unconditional Love

so-called 'christians' hilariously point to John 3:16 as 'proof' of their God's 'UNCONDITIONAL love' - "For God so 'loved' the world, that he gave his only begotten 'son' - THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM..." stop right there - DOES ANYONE SEE THE CONDITION? i capitalized it for the slow ones... so this so-called 'loving' 'god' apparently won't terrorize you for Eternity if you believe that having his 'son' maniacally crucified somehow PROVES his 'unconditional love' for you (as long as you BELIEVE the fairy tale)... you have to truly be INSANE to believe such a convoluted absurdity...

to be 'IN Love' is a contradiction... One cannot be IN Oneness - One can only BE Love / BE Oneness... to 'be IN the ocean' (you + ocean = SEPARATION) is vastly different than 'Being the Ocean (only Ocean = Oneness)...

the incessant cultural brain-washing tells us that 'being IN love' is actually a notch above the normalized 'love', and is directed at one special person you are having sex with - and hence this extreme attachment you are in fact creating, actually has the potential to MAKE LOVE... if that doesn't make you laugh until it hurts - you either have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever or your ability to THINK CRITICALLY has been totally co-opted by patriarchy... sex is truly TRULY ANTITHETICAL to Love - and the sooner we understand that sex is the root cause of most of the insanity on Earth (overpopulation), the sooner Earth begins healing from the insanity of civilization...
unconditional Love is BLIND... when the sense of distinction and separation is absent, you may call it Love - everything else is simply varying degrees of attachment...
by dragonfly dreams November 1, 2022
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Schrodinger's unconditional love

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.
Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."

Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
by garbage child November 20, 2021
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Unce

<Joe> Argh, my jaw is sore
<Bob> Unce
by RickoniX October 23, 2003
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Unce

1. An exclamation of cheeriness, victory, or overall happiness. When using this meaning, you must yell it and move your head back and forth in a pigeon-like manner.

2. Implying that you wish to have sex with the person your 'unce' is directed at. Often, drool is also released from the mouth while saying it with this meaning.

3. Butt
1.
Teacher: Here are your papers everyone, Joe, good job!
Joe: YES! Unce unce unce unce -walks around in circles, bobbing head back and forth-
Teacher: . . .

2.
Joe: Man, I am so happy that I aced that essay----
Sue: -whips hair around-
Joe: Unce! -drools-
Sue: GASP -slaps Joe-

3.
Joe: Oww. My cheek...
Bob: Sue again?
Joe: Yeah...but she has such a hot unce!
Bob: -nods-
by Sipping Juice February 5, 2009
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