twathammock

Vulgar slang used to describe a woman's knickers, or especially a thong.

Hammock : ham·mock n.
A hanging, easily swung length of canvas or heavy netting suspended between two trees or other supports and used as a seat or bed.


Twat : twat n.
Vulgar Slang. The vulva. (in this case, the hammcoked parts are the Labia Majora, or in extreme circumstances Minora too)

A Hammock for the Twat.

Perfect.

"Her twathammock was too thin for such an excitable girl, and soon folded into the abyss"

by bmr May 11, 2004

toothbutt

When you kiss someone who is either really drunk or just a bad kisser, they approche too fast thus headbutting you with their teeth

i was with this chick last night and there were hands all over. only problem is she split my f**king lip with a well placed toothbutt

by HarrySte October 7, 2007

toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.

That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Toothbrushing

An act commonly conducted by door to door sales people, especially frequented in the kitchen fitting world (Space Kitchens are innovators in this field). This usually happens as a direct result of rejecting their sales proposal. The indignant and humiliated rep will then feel the need to ask to use the home owners bath room and secretly urinate on the owners tooth brush or insert it up their anal passage before replacing it

See definition of Toothbrushing

by msonning April 15, 2010

Tooth Dot Com

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.

"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".

by BiggMikeDee November 15, 2011

tooth nerd

- One who is very thorough in regards to dental hygiene, and often brags about their cleanliness.

- One who flosses after every meal, and carries an oral kit with them at all times.

- One who actually brushes their teeth on long airplane rides.

- One who thinks their new toothpaste is ineffective and that this is the cause of their morning breath.

"I've never had a cavity before, and my teeth are straight without braces!"
"Wow Lauren, you're such a tooth nerd."

"I can't go on dinner dates with Courtney, she's such a tooth nerd."

by pagrovian March 3, 2012

Toothpaste Spit

When you have to talk, further expelling the frothy-green and white toothpaste/saliva mixture. This is one of the few unique phrases that can only be uttered in the presence of another human, while brushing your teeth.

Haha! I just choked on my toothpaste spit from laughing at this!

by laugherlots December 8, 2013