Twoaning

The act of moaning, complaining and generally expressing ones unhappiness about life and it's problems using Twitter. It is also used to describe when someone uses Twitter to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

'Why is Jack always twoaning about his life?'

Person 1: 'Why is Ellie posting about all her problems on Twitter?'
Person 2: 'She is totally twoaning for attention'

by AshieDawg March 4, 2013

Tweader

Noun - a person or individual who joins Twitter but never posts anything yet continues to check twitter every 5 mins

Friend A "You on Twitter?"
Friend B "yeah but I'm more of a tweader"

by Makem16 September 4, 2013

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018

Toadge

It's when a toad does a stinky brap brap braaap toady smeller froggy froge in waughter

Dude did you just "Toadge"

hell yeah I just did an efreety froggy toader froge brappy tap smell toadge

by Jim Pogi August 12, 2018

Troad

When Someone so incredibly ugly looks like a cross between a troll and a toad that had drunk hate sex and created a monstrosity

My tinder date looked like a troad..

by Ramara_foodgasmes March 6, 2019

Twadger

Scots word but more specifically Glaswegian which is a combination of twat (female genitalia) and tadger (from the more common English term todger referring to a penis). Other forms exist in common Scots parlance e.g. fannnybaws. Quite ahead of its time in being a gender neutral insult.

Used in a derogatory sense, e.g. he’s such a twadger so he is.

by ZimSalaBim July 30, 2019

Toad.

Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.

Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs

by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020