harry twatter

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat

a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

by ODog N Cali M.C N T June 29, 2009

twatted

a word used to describe the past act of sending a tweet.

Person A: Hey Jim have you sent a tweet out recently?

Jim: Yes, I twatted just last night.

by angry_joe September 22, 2009

TWATTERING

TWATTERING:When you have up to five bitches on twitter that do not know about one another you are dating them and getting all sorts of sexual favours and they have basically been twatted..

usually sad desperate twats..LOL

steve:man i just twattered that brenda bitch last night it was the best twattering i have had in years and none of these bitches know about my twattering!!

by CANTWATATWATTERLOL April 23, 2009

Twatlet Paper

Pieces of toilet paper that are left behind in a womans twat from wiping after she urinates.

"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."

by Dalbert June 9, 2007

Twatter

one who is a twat on twitter

"Did you see steph's last tweet?"
"Yeah she's such a twatter"

by Chester The Molester 94 November 7, 2011

twatted

When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.

I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.

by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007

Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009