Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010

tillamook

A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!

Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.

Tillamook is really, really, really boring.

by Lola May 1, 2005

tallafornia

proof that the southside of Dublin has plenty of knacker bastards

"You wish you were from the Southside you fucking Northside knacker"
"Eh Im from Clontarf and its very nice, not like Tallaght you dumb cunt"

by womoma April 15, 2005

Tolland MA

A place in the middle of nowhere where no one lives. About 5 different familes live there, and have been for the past 300 years. Electricity is scarce, along with paved roads, traffic lights, and people who use cell phones. They always have snow to get them out of their southwick schoolage.

Ben: I live in Tolland MA!

Mark: Huh?

by Doodlmyr January 25, 2010

tallahassee

A town close to Thomasville t-vizzle} (where I live). Thomasville doesn't have anything so people head over to Tallahassee to buy stuff. I personally love going there...its only about 30 minutes away (15 if you speed...). I've learned that the people who live there hate it though.

Tallahassee is the capitol of Florida.

by Capella June 5, 2005

Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler

As your giving it to your woman from behind, you reach around front and shove your finger deep into her throat, causing her to begin vomitting, thereby causing her muscles to contract and clamp down on your crank.

I was hitting it hard last night, but something was still missing. So I decided to give her a good ol' Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler!

by Psycho15t January 20, 2006

tull

To ask for head in a rude manner.

"Ah bitch, give me some tull"

by b00gers October 14, 2005