Penis Toucher

Someone who touches and/or has sex with multiple penises within a short period of time.

"So how many guys have you been with this week, Gabi?"

"3 lol.... wait 4..... maybe 5"
"Oh hunni you're a penis toucher"

by Mio L Van December 8, 2018

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hold a torch

to really really like that office girl

he always wants to hold a torch for her

by officeh February 5, 2018

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A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.

Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*

by Ima Fucking noncé April 6, 2019

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Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?

by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010

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bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.

Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"

by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2008

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