toris

also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.

"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something

by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008

Tombstoning

69ing in the position of the Undertaker's finishing move. The tombstoner holds the tombstonee upsided down while they 69. Its an extremely rough and involes smashing the tombstonee's head into the ground or into a toilet. You need some real birds to be able to tombstone with someone

Colin: Dude me and this fat brotislavian girl were tombstoning last night.

Me: I hope she gave u herpes

by Ekaj June 11, 2008

torsten

verb to do something dumb knowingly.

Dumb #1: Look at that dude carrying a pot of boiling water.
Dumb #2: How about I stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
Dumb #1: Great idea!
Dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
Dumb #1: You totally torstened!!!

by bigfatbernie November 15, 2007

Torass

The most outstanding and beautiful woman in the whole world.

She has a smile that can stop a man in his tracks from 40 paces and has the body of a racing ferret.

''Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like mine...don't you...don't you.....''

''Half Woman, Half Amazing''

Torass...there is only one...

by HerOwnScottishMan February 3, 2010

short torso

Having a shorter than average torso size compared to the rest of your body

I'm stuff after eating that slice of pizza because of my short torso.

by nolaughinmatter May 2, 2010

Tombstoning

When two people (males preferably) have oral sex simultaneously whilst in a standing 69 position.

I walked into the kitchen lastnight and caught to of my housemates "tombstoning"

by BSE123 February 10, 2018

Tombstone Tackle

Position done in a graveyard where you have the female bend over a tombstone, then you lay on top of her and fuck her doggie style.

I tombstone tackled bridgette all night long.

by JDAltazar January 29, 2003