topias

a faget

that fag is such a topias

by asshole_666 November 28, 2016

topkat

A sadistic but highy intelligent fuck who pisses off IRC opers with his/her white supremacist and misogynictic jokes.

How dare he go after women! That retard is surely a Topkat.

by Insecticada February 7, 2015

Tophat

A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!

"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"

by Furreh hugs June 2, 2009

topman wanker

A male individual who purchases the majority of his clothes from topman. These people are usually twats who go to gay ass clubs afterschool.

luqman: whos that mysteriously sexy man
glen: that's chris, hes a topman wanker!
luqman: oh

by sickgarms123 September 10, 2009

topman

when a person is cool or when they have done something to please you
can be applied to girls
"Topgirl"

"james just puked" "ahhhh topman"
"you are a topman"

by Georgia-kate January 14, 2008

topato

he's made of poision. Star of "Magical Adventures In Space"

by .thieved April 21, 2003

Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 21, 2011