Defined as the amount of shit-tonnage any person can carry at once before they kill themselves. Also used to describe the carrying capacity of U.S. Naval ships.
"What with his girlfriend cheating on him with his sister, and his WoW account being suspended indefinitely, John had a deadshit-ton of problems he couldn't bear."
by NearLight October 24, 2008
by egorebutton September 27, 2011
Somebody who uses and abuses every drug out there to the fullest extent. The type of junkie who consumes compulsively till there's nothing left.
by Dannnnnn1nnnnnnnnn1 January 25, 2009
a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
anything that has to do with quick spanish in any song with spanish in it. doesnt mean some puerto rican language or wat eva you latino fucks want to call it.
by coined by gil & steve February 01, 2005
by Brendan May 17, 2004
Probably an assload of metric shit tons. The only way to tell about the shit in life that is beyond your normal imagined understanding.
shit tonmetric shit tonass loadholy shitshit
shit tonmetric shit tonass loadholy shitshit
by tmshlp October 24, 2014