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Tom

Probably one of the most generic people on earth, often has his name forgotten by others, or isnt even recognized. Also referred to by the name "John Doe"
Tom: hey guys!
jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name"
Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"
by tom generic January 21, 2009
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Tom

Stupid ginger homosexual bum who pretends to have a girlfriend but really dates blokes
Tom is dating some man from the pub, his life revolves around playing computer games, getting pissed and homosexual activity
by Tom Bosworth January 12, 2009
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Tom

a douchebag full of cumdumpsters indcluding matt
matt's such a tom
by Mattisgay....and so is tom December 9, 2008
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Tom

Tom is a really great guy and if you know a Tom, you might be the luckiest person in the world! Tom is always good looking and never fails to look bad, even on their darkest days. Tom is happy, even when they are having a hard time. He's caring and never fails to bring a smile to one's face and whenever one of his friends are down, he always finds a way to spontaneously cheer them up! In general, Tom is a great guy!
Girl 1: "You know that really cute guy who always asks if you're ok?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, Tom?"
Girl 1: "He's really cool, don't you think?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, i know! He's also super cute!"
by Wolfbud46 July 3, 2017
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Tom

tom is autism
Hi how are you?
I am good but i went to the doctors and they said i got diagnosed with tom.
Unlucky.
by yourboy.75 May 16, 2019
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Tom

A man of great intelligence, one who can write from his heart and soul. Polite and does not use "text language". Usually talented in some place, let it be singing, dancing, writing, speaking etc. Also usually very attractive.

Also known as the guy that created MySpace. Some like to say "F**K YOU TOM" when MySpace breaks down, but not all Tom's created MySpace and decided for it to break down.
Girl One: "Wow that tom is gorgeous."
Girl Two: "I agree, he is pretty smokin'. I heard that he is really intelligent and can write."

Girl One: "Ohh, just what I want in a guy. I also heard that a tom is ussually talented. Maybe this one is?"
Girl Two: I wish I had a TOM
by lotsofspots November 5, 2013
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Tom

A more than average autistic child, they have a tendency to stick a finger up their asses and then stick the poop covered probe in their mouth. They always are fat, dumb and have a short fat penis. Toms also have 3 butt holes so that their Dad, Grandpa and older brother can fuck them all at the same time.
Hey! Tard Guard! There's a Tom on the loose!!!
by Tard Wrangler69 January 6, 2017
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