Reverse toaster

Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.

I used a reverse toaster on cole

by Kikikikikikiki1 June 09, 2018

noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 19, 2021

canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter

Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?

by 404handle March 13, 2016

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

by DeeeZ September 25, 2018

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad May 17, 2018

camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.

Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

by penisenlargment May 28, 2017