jalapeno toad

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.

Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?

by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022

toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021

Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.

"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 23, 2010

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 23, 2021

toad yeeting

Catching a Cane Toad and yeeting the animal with a tool.

Catching a Cane Toad and placed it on the end of a garden rake before shouting yeet! And throwing or toad yeeting it as far as possible then listening for a thud.

by Bla804 October 18, 2019