Drop down and get your Moses on

see Drop down and get your jesus on

for all the jews out there...brew pride

by TItties January 26, 2005

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

moses

a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.

oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored

by backseatboredjhonstonroom May 6, 2024

Mose

A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.

1. I can't find my homework
2. ask Mose, he always will give me his

by Boudleaux November 11, 2020

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Moses

Moses from the red sea

Me: Hello Moses from the red sea!
Moses: dude for the last time, I WASN'T IN THE BIBLE

by Friend of moses February 20, 2020

Dirty Moses

1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.

2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.

"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022