Getting pine tar, putting it on the tip of your penis, have a girl suck it, after you cum in her mouth, the pine tar and cum give off the smell of tires.
Fred: "Is a Belgium Fat Tire a good idea for a first date?"
Mother: "What the fuck is that?"
The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.
Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?