A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...
Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
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An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.
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This is a girl that knows how to get what she wants and does so with majestic elegances. A girl easy to fall for but hard to forget. She is usually French, and like to eat a lot. She is also very competitive so you should let her win, just to make her THINK she is better than you. Overall she would make a very good friend, girl friend, sister, wife, mother etc. And i am happy that i met her and that she is my new french friend :)
(be careful she doesn't steal your clothes, literally)
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