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shark turf

Don’t be a fish swimming on shark turf
by Da Bishop April 20, 2022
mugGet the shark turfmug.

dervish turf

dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live
dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live
by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2020
mugGet the dervish turfmug.

Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole
That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.
by JoshBryan December 23, 2018
mugGet the Surf and turf toemug.

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
mugGet the turf-burnermug.

Turf Talk

Protecting the ground you're walking on, and, then, or, directing traffic on your turf.
That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.
by Death0A December 1, 2014
mugGet the Turf Talkmug.

Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it
Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player
by Pussyslayer444 December 30, 2020
mugGet the Turf n surfmug.

Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021
mugGet the Cleveland Surf N Turfmug.

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