The Graston Technique

A medical procedure commonly used by chiropractors. Often guised as a real method of relaxing the patients muscles, the Graston Technique is actually a form of anal intercourse between the patient and said practitioner.

The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.

Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.

Holy Cow! My Chiro gave me the Graston Technique last weekend and I've never felt better!

by John H. Graston October 12, 2023

Reverse Rizz Technique

Reverse Rizz Technique: A Rizz Technique where you start off by insulting a shorty and then proceed to take back your statement as a joke making her become more intrested in you than if you just approached her being nice. This works because the Emotional Distance from dislike to like is greater than having no opnion to liking someone.

Basically, turning something negative into something positive.

Eugene: Yo Isaiah , How do I use Reverse Rizz Technique?
Isaiah : Watch This. (Walks up to girl)
Isaiah : Hey, lowkey you look like fiona from shrek no bullshit.
Girl 1: What the fuck..?
Jamal: Nah, i'm just fucking with you, you look mad cute, slide em digits
Girl 1: (Giggles) Okay.

by Sealed Dev December 28, 2023

Alawsi-Radice's technique

The act to intervene during a class with the only specific intention of filling up the time and avoid that the professor may be able to ask questions or change topic.

"Damn, we still have 45 minutes?!"

"Don't worry, I read a couple of papers vaguely connected to it, I'll use the Alawsi-Radice's technique"

by HungerArchaeologist January 18, 2024

Reverse Rizz Technique

Rizzing someone up with an insult and then a compliment to make them like you more than if you just gave a compliment

Jerry: "Yo Tom, What's Reverse Rizz Technique?"
Tom: Watch This, "Hey girl you lowkey look like your got rbf"
Girl 1: "What?"
Tom: "Nah I'm just playing, I like your fit though."
Girl 1: "Thanks! You're kinda cute what's your insta?"
Jerry: (In Disbelief)

by Sealed Dev January 31, 2024

the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Tip Technique

When a male takes a photo of his penis, but only shows the tip of his penis.

Aaron: “bro how do end up getting so many girls?”

Chris: “I use the tip technique”

by The Sandy Clydesdale July 13, 2023