Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Kirby

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.

First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! You got Kirby!

by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022

Kirby

A trusted legal advisor or legal assistant, usually second chair but just as important as the individual sitting in the first chair.

I'm so happy I have my Kirby helping me with this file!

by ND91 March 15, 2022

Kirby

A human being who's mere presence creates insecurities for every girl and their dog. A Bewildering person, they have an inconceivably vivacious personality, that never fails to illuminate their acquaintances lives. Their personality traits also include being tenacious, powerful, suave and perceptive, leading to both academic and sporting excellence. If you ever meet a Kirby approach with caution as they will make you hate yourself almost as much as you will come to love them.

It's so unfair! No matter how much I work out, I'll never have ankles as nice as Kirby's!

by fghjkloiuytrf May 1, 2022

tegan kirby

The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.

Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there

Person 2: run while you still can

by Slags and slugs May 28, 2020

Kirbyed

An action that involves being completely ate from any other thing that can eat you in a single bite.

He got kirbyed by that crocodile, he is a failure.

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

Creator of Kirby

Kirby’s maker, most likely to have a small pp and will forever be a meme

I would like to meet the creator of kirby

by Fortniteburgergang January 17, 2022