farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 17, 2005

rock farmer

A person who grows rocks with chemical and water. When big enough, he sells it to people in Toronto.

Nate Bosscher is a rock farmer

by Mrhulkbrokefyakey July 24, 2011

Farmer's Head

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.

Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.

by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009

Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

farmer-fix

making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.

"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized

by gasoline 2 November 29, 2013

Garden Farmer

A Garden Farmer is an in almost every case hihgly racist person who farms the Destiny 2 raid "Garden of Salvation" hence the word "Garden Farmer".

The most use of the word Garden Farmer is to insult a highly racist person, whether or not they actually farm the Destiny 2 raid "Garden of Salvation" doesn't matter in most cases.

Garden Farmers also like to discriminate every group of people that can be discriminated against.

Hitler was such a Garden Farmer for hating Jews.

The Apartheid system in South Africa had to be made by Garden Farmers.

by Garden Farmer November 28, 2022