Cobra-face

Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out.

'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.'

by Love doctor 675543 June 14, 2013

cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022

cobra bytez

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

You can tell, she definitely got cobra bytez last night.

by Mosz0r November 29, 2007

surrender cobra

A hands-behind-head, elbows-flared pose by a fan witnessing a play likely leading to a loss by their team.

credit to gray hardison...The ball hasn't even left Curry's hand yet and I count 6.5 surrender cobras.

by rolly-pop August 22, 2016

milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.

Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"

by USMC Master Sgt May 21, 2009

The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 21, 2016