spoon

a tall, blonde, albino

Yo spoon... where the hell did ya go? I can't see u in all this snow.

by alex mondal January 3, 2005

spooning

when all girls lie together facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

At soccer tournaments my teammates and i have spooning parties.

by oshlivia November 26, 2006

spoon

1. Greatest word on the planet, and a good war cry (see The Tick)
2. Nothing is better.
3. My god.

1. SPOOOOOOOOOON
2. You fool! My spoon will beat you!
3. ALL HAIL SPOON!

by Spoon Worshiper (1 of many) January 19, 2004

Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!

"After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting Ben decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent Jim over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" Ben replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!"

by Scott Esskay December 21, 2006

spoon

An evil person who "stirs" up rumours about you.
Tells you mean stuff other people have said about you behind your back.
A complete bitch.

Spoon: Omg did you hear what she said about you?
You: No what?
Spoon: She says your an incompetent bitch with no social life. She hates you.
You: Oh...tahts nice. Thanks for telling me. You spoon.

by Imogen c May 25, 2006

spoon it

To make a U-Turn in an automobile

Hey, I see a spot on the other side of the street. Spoon it.

by hook June 6, 2004

big spoon little spoon

When spooning; the spooner on the outside with there back being untouched is known as the "big spoon" usually this person is bigger...The spooner on the inside with their stomach being untouched is the "little spoon" usually this person is smaller in some way.

While watching the 40 year old virgin, Timmy and I played big spoon little spoon on the couch

by quickdrawplay12 October 20, 2007