by Alexis B December 25, 2008

1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 15, 2018

i swear down!
“Say pumpkin” is another phrase replacement for “Swear down?” or “mums?” You cannot lie whilst saying pumpkin, as it was sworn into the universe to get very bad luck if done so.
Fred: I won the lottery today!
Rosie: Say pumpkin!
Fred: Pumpkin. Pack your stuff we’re going to Hawaii!
A phrase created by @sariria_ and @kynangobola on Instagram.
Fred: I won the lottery today!
Rosie: Say pumpkin!
Fred: Pumpkin. Pack your stuff we’re going to Hawaii!
A phrase created by @sariria_ and @kynangobola on Instagram.
by the almighty peppa pig July 18, 2019

by sstest August 29, 2017

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.
Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011

by thafunkmeister August 28, 2009

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
