The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.
My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

When having sex with someone in the dark next to a window. While in the middle of the act you switch roles with one of your friends, well she is looking out the window-your waving 👋🏾 to her while being fucked by your friend,that she didn’t know was there.
The friendly neighbor -We perform the friendly neighbor now we are all friends without her knowing we are all friends.
by Tommy Marino October 15, 2021

Anyone within walking distance
Even though Jon lives the next street over, he's my country neighbor because I can still walk to him
by Bassbice December 27, 2018

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020

Dude! If I had sex with Heather, and you just piped her older sister last night, that means we're eskimo neighbors!
by Sha sha pony September 1, 2021

by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.
Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."
by krusont March 7, 2022
