The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
by dumbazz September 15, 2009
Get the golden guzzlemug. The act of using a yellow ear of corn as an anal plug during sex. The ruggedness of the corn adds that extra layer of pleasure upon insertion as well as mid coitus.
Man I was having the best golden buffalo sex last night with this sloot then we finished and she ate it!
by Stelios Theophanous November 12, 2012
Get the Golden Buffalomug. The best cooking channel from Pakistan he is so nice and awesome and deserves alot of views
And loves kufi
And loves kufi
by 8BITCARTER420 March 28, 2022
Get the Golden gullymug. Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011
Get the Golden Blimpmug. The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"
"Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.
by Fourveinte September 8, 2018
Get the Golden Potmug. When a coastie male is in the physical act of sexual intercourse, more specifically performing his perfected Chilli Dog or Swedish Periscope maneuver and due to the constant extreme levels of alcohol within his system, just prior to climaxing and spraying his intoxicated maiden or sailor down with his gentleman’s sausage sauce, an uncontrolled golden shower of urine is excreted onto the unsuspecting mates chest.
Coastie Joey had been on a vacation to Cuba and much like most drill weekends, he found himself piss drunk and on a three day drunken bender looking for a young beautiful willing “girl” on island B to cozy up to. They would have a few laughs, perhaps a dance, gallons and gallons of alcohol (any kind will do) and when the moment was just right and the two were sharing the most intimate Chilli Dog sexual act, he rained down with an alcohol, semen and urine filled Golden Harrington onto the chest of his love of the night.
by Hello Sunshine Fred December 11, 2018
Get the Golden Harringtonmug. After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.
Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
Get the Golden Getawaymug.