April Fools

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.

Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

fool the pope

Note that it is also not recommended to insults the pope either.

"please do not insults or fool the pope"

by danadamkof April 17, 2006

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018

flirtbook fools

1. The two people flirt and it appears on the FB newsfeed. YET, they don't seem to know they are flirting. Their friends just look at their spammed newsfeed with and expression that looks something like this -_-

2. A person/people who looks at a book written by a person named Derek for flirting advice. That doesn't exist.

*after a series of flirtiful events*

Derek:Why don't you guys just make babies.
Girl:Wth?
Guy:Where did you come up with this???

^^^^^these people would be the flirtbook fools.

Derek: oh man i have to make a name to express myself. oh I got it.

by the/annoyed/one.______. August 30, 2010

Act the fool

To do something so fucking stupid, to cut up to the point of being borderline insane

Cat: *behaving outwardly, wilding out, arguing yelling fussing n fighting*
Kitten: "U act the fool!!!"

by Kozak Khan June 24, 2016

Fool School

An imagined place of education, where fools learn to hone their foolishness, interact with other fools, pick up imaginarry 'fool facts', and generally become the people they are.

" I don't care what they told ya in fool School, if you think you're gonna hang out the front of my place selling baggies, your gonna end up in the gutter in a world of pain"

"where did you learn that?... fool school?"

"Walking into that bar was like walking into the annual fool school re-union party"

"obviously you graduated fool school with honours"

by snaketattoo13 January 27, 2011

Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.

Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.

by sebacostamr May 27, 2021