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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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customality

You're such Customality.
by customality May 4, 2017
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custom curse word

When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.
This custom curse word is a sword that shouts "FUCK" whenever it hits something.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
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custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.
That's a nice custom pepe you have there!
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porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn
"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"
by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.
by DMJohnson April 8, 2025
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Custom Labs

Custom labs is an entity we created to funnel our dreams into in the hopes of developing it into something extraordinary and unlike anything seen before
Have you seen the ghost project by Custom Labs?
by Knightfire June 27, 2025
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