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Grand Theft Auto Therapy

A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.
Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer
by RBSTN May 29, 2016
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queen conversion therapy

Golden shower/gangbang combination therapy is also known as "Queen Conversion Therapy" in Canada. It has saved many lives since being developed in the late 1960s. It is being considered for addition to the World Health Organization's list of essential medicines. It is considered to be very elite. They say Maria Van Kerkhove dropped out of college to receive intensive Queen conversion therapy prior to becoming the WHO Covid-19 technical lead in 2005.
That bitch I met....she is too elite for me.... she a Queen. Look like she underwent Queen conversion therapy in high school and stayed that way her whole life
by RealRalphWiggum March 31, 2021
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Little Dick Exposure Therapy

An idea that many men subscribe to. It states that if more men with little dicks go out there and have sex and show women a good time, they'll be more open to having sex with men with small penises.
Rico:"How was your date last night?"
Tom:"It was good until it was time for sex, she rejected me after seeing my small penis."
Rico:"Maybe she just needs a little more Little Dick Exposure Therapy, better luck next time buddy."
by BigPiel11 March 10, 2023
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retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood
I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.
by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010
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Holistic massage therapy

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.
by wetcoaster September 15, 2006
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Therapy Fuck

The sex you have in order to emotionally feel better.
He's not boyfriend material, but I needed a good therapy fuck after the rough day I had.
by socal4eva November 12, 2010
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clocktower therapy

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.
I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL
by c_t_therapy November 26, 2007
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