Monkey Tennis

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

by J January 9, 2004

tennis fag

Someone who groans, similarly to the moaning during male masterbation ejaculation, while playing tennis. They would like to think that every tennis ball is an old man's furry balls.

Clint: Ooh Uber shot!
normal: I'm going to quit tennis now because of you, Tennis fag

by nazilover April 29, 2008

playing tennis

verb.
the act of making out and/or messing around with a lesbian in a tennis court.

"Hey Courtney! Lets go play some tennis!"

"Man, i really wanna play some tennis right now. ;"

"I was playing tennis with Sarah last night, and i think i'll play some more tonight."

by quarterz September 25, 2009

playing tennis

two guys take a girl each, then all four of them enter a room, each guy takes a girl from behind on opposite sides of the room (like a tennis court), they proceed to ram the girl hard enough for them to moan, they ram their girls back and forth in an opposite fashion, this simulates two females playing tennis (in tennis, when a female hits the ball, she lets out a distinguishable moan)

"Tommy, me and you were totally playing tennis with those two girls last night. We blew them out of the water."

by CheesyAP February 7, 2010

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

Death Tennis

A game one engages in whilst intoxicated. The 'game' revolves around 2 players (equipped with a tennis racquet and ball) challenging eachother by projecting a tennis ball at the opposite player in an attempt to strike them. If the ball does strike the other player, the striker gets another shot. If the striker misses, the opposite player gets the ball to hit. The player that gets hit to the point of withdrawing from the game loses. This may sound easy, but this game is meant to be played whilst intoxicated thus ramping the difficulty.

I played Death Tennis with my brother and killed him in the process. Or: Death Tennis is the leading cause of death.

by Vile Filth August 15, 2011

Clothing Tennis

The act of two persons continuously leaving articles of clothing, jewelry or other personal items at the other person's residence, with the intention of collecting the item or asking for the items return in order to see that person again.

We've been seeing each other often as there is an intense game of clothing tennis taking place

by RandomPostingGuyZA March 15, 2019