tweeter

1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.

MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"

by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003

jew texter

some one who wont reply to a text message and want you not to text them unless you are in their plan to save money. Thus being a jew about saving money on 10 cent text messages.

hey did you get my text noah you didnt respond. oh yea i got it but stop texting me your not on my plan and i dont want to waste any money. shut up you jew texter just respond to a text like a normal person.

by mirtaza January 10, 2007

Textermination

To receive or send a reply via text which is absolutely unrepliable. A common tactic for the average texter who is receiving unwanted texts from an unwanted source.

Textermination Example#1

Texterminee: Heyy there Christie! You looked really pretty today... I can't believe you're not modeling as a career...

Texterminator: lol.

Textermination Example#2

Texterminee: How come we have to do so much work for this class? It's ridiculous the amount of workload he gives us... I'm not gonna be able to finish all the projects he assigned. it's crazyy..

Textermiator: Ok

by Jigity-Joey March 15, 2009

Texterate

Texting between two people.

"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"

by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Tweeterpated

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

Texterbating

To text yourself

I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...

by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

tunnel tester

Homosexual. Male who lives to shove his dick up other males arses.

Watch your back when Wayne's around, he a tunnel tester you know.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003