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Technotard

An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.
You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.
by SammyPie January 15, 2011
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technotard

A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.
Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."

Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"
by jixsaw325 June 21, 2009
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TechnoBlade

My grandmas cousins step moms girlfriend is going to kill my dad so he's TechnoBlade
by CupOfNoodlez July 1, 2022
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Technoblade

Someone who is in a relationship with Jake, romantic, platonic or otherwise.
B: Are you Technoblade?
Technoblade: i kiss men
by NotJAKENOTJAKE February 28, 2022
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Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010
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Technotard

A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.
I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.
by dodogas February 24, 2011
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technocracy

1. The bureaucratic management of technology.
2. A technology administered by non-qualified staff members.
3. A mis-managed technical program.
4. A secret organization devoted to technical mis-management.
1. The technocracy of the project created cost over runs.
2. The technocracy contributed to the project failures.
3. More technocracy related issues were discovered during the Congressional Hearings.
4. The Technocracy Society of America, met in secret this week to discuss changes to previous changes in the organizations by-laws.
by keithmorin June 28, 2011
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