Kalani te ohaere

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch

Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit

by Urlocaltradie566 March 6, 2019

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Te Kotuku

A terribleguy that i dont why but always likes a man named kevin!!

Hey Te Kotuku where yours boyfriend Kevin... Oh wait

by Gods Gods God April 7, 2019

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Pompers te kort

When someone says or acts like he or she knows everything and can do everything while this is clearly not the case. Usually the action fails or their statement is wrong.

Bro you have some serious pompers te kort.

by Usopp the Pirate January 27, 2021

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te koha

A cotton picker with an average sized schlong of 7 inches and Diego’s fuck slave

Time to get te koha to work!

by tEkAsWaRe November 2, 2021

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opalim te golim

as google translate says: "I'll shoot you naked" which is completely incorrect, google translate sucks ass at serbian.

guy 1: e!
guy 2: molim?
guy 1: opalim te golim!
guy 2: ma pusi mi bre kurac jebem ti mater ti jebem u picku lepu
guy 1: jebote smiri se brate

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

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Que te gusta mas

When a man of color (Usually a Black Man) Has sexual relations with a hispanic woman. It Has to be "FREAKY DEAKY" sex...I'm Talkin NASTY, UNCENSORED, NO-HOLDS-BARRED, "AYE PAPI" Type sex.

Mr. Marcus and Luscious Lopez. I watched dat shit the other day...CHANGED MY LIFE. QUE TE GUSTA MAS NIGAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

by DJ PornoMan March 12, 2008

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