Taylor

A unisex name usually given to a sweet ass dude/chick that is always there for his/her friends friends. He/she, although may be lazy once and a while, still gets stuff done, even if it means putting his/her life on hold just finish what she/he promised they would do.

That person always does good for everyone, they are definitely a Taylor.

by Dr. Pepper Knows Best May 29, 2011

Lawrence taylor

The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.

Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.

by Tecdaddy June 4, 2007

chuck taylors

old school converse shoes.

nowadays they have become a trend. pfsht.

"i need to get some new chucks, man."

by h-town October 13, 2003

Taylor's Hookup Rules

RULE 1- take everything guys say with a grain of salt because they are just trying to get with u, so then u never really make a connection with any of them that is deep and that u could build a relationship off of
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch

Follow any of Taylor's Hookup Rules if you are a girl and you will get laid.

by Best_buy February 13, 2010

Taylor Hawkins

Drummer for the foo fighters
has his own band - Taylor Hawkins and the coattail riders

Taylor Hawkins used to be the drummer for alanis morrisett (sp?!)

by yakkitori June 11, 2006

Taylor Michigan

A small minded, downriver community or diverse people who are mostly white trash. Nobody ever gets out, therefore they succumb to years of dumbing down by washed up high school jocks who hang out at shitty bars like Malarkies or Mallies.

Man, I sure hated growing up in Taylor Michigan.

by MJTBurning August 8, 2008

tator tot

a short midget who is fat and can roll around easily. word used to describe people

" jim got attacked by a swarm of tator tots coming back from their midget convention."

by hncjo89 February 5, 2009