Al Gore Surprise

While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.

I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.

by TSFTL February 15, 2010

Puppy Surprise

An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.

Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.

by Miami Mike January 16, 2006

German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

The Wells Surprise

noun The act of substituting photos of one's self engaging in intercourse with another man with various photos around your place of residence. This act is followed by a clear disregard to any infraction when faced with inquiries about said photos.

When she came home from work, Megan got The Wells Surprise. Even though the evidence was apparent, I continued to play my xbox and ignore her accusations.

by Jose Myser January 11, 2009

surprise fry

the french fry you find in the bottom of the bag, usually under tha hamburger, that fell out of the pack with the other fries.

"I was so upset when I ran out of french fries, but when i reached in the bag for my burger, I found a surprise fry!"

by Colbey Joyce May 14, 2007

Zapato Surprise

The act of dropping a load in someones shoes.

I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!

by Aniahlater March 18, 2011