fucked six ways to sunday

plastered

as I sit here writing this definition, I am fucked six ways to Sunday, thank god for spell check.

by jmas13 August 5, 2009

delco sunday best

A style of dress popularized in Delaware County Pennsylvania. Scholars have long argued over the precise date of the creation of the Delco Tuxedo, but most maintain that it originated on Sunday, January 27th, 2002 at the St. Laurence 8:30 am mass. With the Philadelphia Eagles playing in their first NFC championship game since 1981, thousands of Delco's sons piled into alters throughout the county, in hopes that keeping holy the Sabbath would propel the Eagles to a victory. Since the Eagles were playing an away game, mass attendance rates were significantly higher than was normal. Congregations throughout the county were noted as being "smellier, greener, and scummier than normal" by then Cardinal, Anthony Bevilacqua.

Auxiliary Bishop Joseph McFadden, who presided over the 9:30 AM mass at Holy Cross in Springfield noted: "Never in my life have I seen so many Brian Dawkins jerseys atop gray Dan Algeo Cardinal O'Hara Football Hoodies and loose fitting denim jeans. And while not every member of the congregation was wearing a Dawkins jersey, every adult male had Timberland Boots adorning his feet."

Algeo might wear a COHS hoodie and headset on Friday night, a Penn State Football KKK whiteout suit on Saturday afternoon, but on Sunday, he puts on his his delco sunday best and honors the Eagles with Timbs, jeans, a hoodie, beer, and of course the jersey of whatever defensive player takes the most cheap shots during the course of the game.

by boss hamilton January 24, 2011

Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.

John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.

by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009

Sunday

Sunday is not only a day but it's also a name.

She is the most awesome person ever because of her amazing personality and her stunning looks. She is usually tall and has red hair and can sometimes hate her height. She will always make you smile and if she opens up to you, you better be fucking trustworthy because she deserves so much love. She loves hugs and squeezing you to death. She is a very athletic and amazing at art as well as academics. Overall, she's gorgeous inside and out, caring , intelligent, loyal, an introverted extrovert, funny and a great listener so you are soooooo lucky if you have a Sunday in your life.

Omg why is her name a day of the week?

Bitch who cares she's Sunday!

by Chloéééééééééééé October 19, 2019

working sunday

Sunday when you have to spend all your day in library, because you partied all week.

party friday, hangover saturday, working sunday...

by yo,,uk November 2, 2009

Ham Sunday

\HA-MMM.sun-DAY\ - proper noun; A monumental feast consisting of ham or other pleasure full treats occurring on most Sundays. May or may not include ham.

"it's ham Sunday dude"

"we're trying to define the intangible here."

"it's not gay if you beat him up afterwards"

by Bradstone November 27, 2011

The Sanjaya Effect

The ability of a mediocre or poor performer to rouse the support of the masses.

Also, a competition in which the popularity of an individual is valued more than their ability to perform.

That guy can't dance at all! Why wasn't he voted off this week?

I don't know...it must be the Sanjaya Effect.

by isiro drake July 20, 2007