Suburban dictionary

The spinoff Nobody wanted that doesn’t exist.

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by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 28, 2020

Suburban

A mysterious figure that is always hiding and can never be found. Think waldo.

Man, stop fooling around. We need to find suburban!

by Chord271 April 20, 2024

Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

Chevrolet Suburban

A large SUV built by Chevrolet. With a long history, being famous for being the car Chevrolet has manufactured since the 1930's, it is also longer than the Chevrolet Tahoe, which is exactly like the Suburban, but only a bit shorter in length. The Suburban has good leg room for all three rows, and is also a very good family car.

Random guy: Where are you going for vacation?

Random guy 2: I do not know, but all we know is that we're taking the Chevrolet Suburban!

by Yorkshire June 15, 2023

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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022

Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.

I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

purple suburban

A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.

Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.

by CKing89 July 7, 2020