Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

Submarining

When you push your face between someone's butt cheeks and going back and forth left to right in 45° angles and humming possibly use your tongue out

Robert loves submarining Jessica and so does she

by Dylan Chrischilles November 25, 2025

throat submarine

when a woman won’t take her meds and her man has to help, it goes like this.. a man puts a pill in his weenie hole then deep throats his lady, when the big boy white serum is about to be launched he holds it in her throat forcing down the pill.

last night she wouldn’t take her add pills so i had to throat submarine her.

by 2-LayZ March 20, 2022

fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.

Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe

by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023

Yellow Submarine

One of the few songs by The Beatles where Ringo Starr is the lead singer. Also one of their greatest songs ever.

(Ringo)

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

(All)

We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021