cum stump

Noun.
A derogatory term for the male genitalia that observes its diminutive stature.

1. Stop posting pictures of your diseased cum stump on here!

2. Guy: I got a big dick.

Girl: Prove it.

Guy: *Removes Pants*

Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!

by Tactical Taco September 16, 2016

gump stump

A euphemism indicating having too much of something.

We have dandelions up the gump stump.

by kp_sapphire September 28, 2006

Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

your stumped

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 12, 2014

Tree stump

a tiny cock

lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!

by chris909 February 19, 2009

Stump the pump

When you are unable to produce cum during intercourse

Man last night I had whiskey dick and it really did "stump the pump."

by repptile56 April 19, 2014