strumpetocracy

A jocular term for the notion of rule or government by strumpets (prostitutes).

I am now a recovering American liberal, well on my way not to conservatism, but toward a strumpetocracy, government by strumpets.

by eclecticdog July 9, 2011

Stripper Polling

The act of strattling an object, as if it were a stripper pole.

Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."

by NinjaOrangeTV August 23, 2011

Stripper Sweat

The bodily fluids that pour out of an exotic dancers body. This mixture of sweat, perfume, hair spray, and glitter has a tendency to stick to any and every part of your body.

***stripper sweat can only be removed from clothing and skin by scrubbing with rubbing alcohol

Bob: "Hey man, what's that shit smeared all over your glasses?"

Todd: "Ah, just some of the 'ole stripper sweat."

Bob: "I'll get the cleaning supplies."

by TittyWonderer July 26, 2012

strippernese

Strippernese is the secret code language that strippers use to communicate random thoughts or clues of the next person and or sucker to take advantage of. The words yes or no disappear from their vocabulary as the words potentially, maybe, and possibly become fluent.

I was confused by her strippernese that she actually liked me.

Sweetie sat down and had a short conversation in strippernese with Honey about the people that just came in and their potential for mindfucking them.

by Queef Queen May 4, 2014

Stripper Whip

The vigorous jerking motion of a stripper's neck and hair during a performance.

"Wow. Did you see Diamond's stripper whip during the dance to Hot for Teacher?"

by BlazinPonytail August 29, 2014

Stripper Cheese

An actual disease caused by bad hygiene affecting the vaginal area, causing yellow strips of cheese to fall out of the vagina at random moments.

Ay man, i wouldn't tap that if i was you, i heard she got the stripper cheese!

by ninvlado June 3, 2015

Stripper diet

A stripper diet consists of Cocaine and semen. nothing more nothing less

Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.

Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.

by Ishootsideways August 29, 2016