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Sitting on my lap while standing

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...
Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
by BigLeet November 2, 2008
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spranking

You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!
by TheNameless April 20, 2004
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Scranning

The Definition of "Scranning" is to Move bare fast making movements innit fam.
Example 1 )

Person Number 1 "Yo fam you see tht harry G over there?"Person Number 2 "Yes fam he was bare scranning down the road in his car doing 20 innit fam"
Person Numbe 1 " Tru dat fam tru dat"

Another Example of where scran or scranning could be used is ;

Person Number 1 " Yo wasteman how did u get here so fast?"
Person Number 2 " Yes G i was scranning bare fast innit i was bare vexed trust G brap innit "
by Just Jordan x December 10, 2009
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standing sack eskimo

A trendy beach goer exercise rising in popularity. Pioneered in Virginia Beach, standing sack eskimo is geared more towards tourists and vacationers seeking exercise because they do not belong to a local gym. The exercise requires the use of three people, which can include any combination of friends and strangers. One person (the person wishing to exercise) ties a rope around their waste. The other end of the rope is then tied to another person (must be a male) who is laying on the beach in the nude on his back. The third person then stands on his nutsack so that all bodyweight is centered evenly on the nutsack, hence trapping the nutsack between bodyweight and sand. The excerciser then runs down the beach, all the while scraping the nutsack down the beach, and taking the other for an eskimo ride. Standing sack eskimo also proves to be a good landmark for beachgoers to remember where there umbrella and towels are located because of the nutsack imprint trail left in the sand
if it werent for that nutsack imprint left in the sand from that standing sack eskimo, I never would've found my way back to our umbrella!!!!
by beachgoeryes September 19, 2009
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standing on her soap box

Another meaning for a woman having her 'time of the month'
Hey what's wrong with Emma?

Oh she's just standing on her soap box.
by Pint O'Smooth July 3, 2009
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standin on buisness

When u jus stand on buisnesss
Lorenzo- “you be standin on buisness
Peter- “you alr know
by standerofbuisness November 8, 2023
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standing on her string

mike " Ed, your old lady's a real bitch today" Ed "Yah, she's been standing on her string since yesterday. What a cunt."
by xlrtt May 22, 2010
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