Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008

Night Stalker

This guy is a troll. He loves to piss people off in games and in L4D he uses up all the medkits, also spam music and rush.

Night Stalker is a true troll.

by wexler3547 May 22, 2011

stalkernet

The google term for Michigan Technological University's student directory. This directory often contains the living address and phone number of the searched person.

Dude, I totally met a hot girl at the party last night but I only remember her name.

Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?

by Bunnyslayerz February 18, 2014

stalker

A creepy girl who is obsessed with someone to the point of insanity and you will always see them doing one of the followings, eg. hiding behinds wall, cars, bushes, shop.

I didn't really know why would there be people who stalk others until I became one. I was a stalker when I was in middle school. There was this guy whom I thought was really hot, handsome. He was attractive in so many ways so I decided to stalk him. I found at the his favourite place after school was at a shopping mall so I went there with my friends hoping to catch him hanging around there. A stalker would appear to be very creepy, they will be hiding behind walls, cars, and many places and the stalker would use many kinds of ways just to know where their victim live, their phone number and where they are going.

by xxthedefinitionwriterxx May 17, 2013

Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.

"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"

by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014

stalker

A stalker is someone who says "You belong to me and I have your soul"...OR "Your mine and I won't let anyone have you." He also points out that he knows everything about you and questions on a daily basis "Did you fuck anyone?" He follows you around like he has no sense. He becomes
threatening when you ignore him or show no interest. He has his friends(errand boys) keep tabs on you...they report everything to your stalker. He acts like there was a relationship...when there was none. And he gets off on creeping you out or pissing you off...as long as you don't
ignore him. ANY attention ...even negative attention is a good thing to a stalker. BUT DO NOT IGNORE THEM...they can't stand that. They are normally possessive,obsessive and just plain delusional.

John "Hey Helena...I know everything about you!"
Elena: "What are you talking about?"
John: "Go ahead...ask me any question"
Elena: "Dude..your really creepy."
John: "Yeah, well...YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!"
Elena: "FUCK OFF WIERDO!"
John: "But I love you!"
Elena: "Hey Susan..your friend John is like a stalker!"

by Kaylani November 30, 2006

Chat Stalker

(eng.)One who lurks in chatrooms stalking about with cheap excuses for wit and/or charm to attempt to allure, entice, or even come close to the idea of enducing a chat romance of some sort,sexual activity which is clearly not wanted, no warranted, and quite frowned upon

"Y!Stalkers are so easy to spot, ask the girls in here.."

by FAH_Q April 6, 2005