Slouchoholic

So one who is constantly being slouchy.

Your roommates are nothin' but a bunch of slouchoholics

by Master of the Slouch July 6, 2009

stuchle fucker

A sexual deviant that often has sex with a freak that doesn't care where he sticks his dick as long as it is a hole (the stuchle). The stucle fucker, stuchle, and a third freak (often a 400 lb women or a tranny) will have three somes while the stuchle fucker is passed out or drunk.

stuchle: You want to take shots of Jim Beam and have sex with the coke dealing she-male downstairs?

guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?

by TheGoldenDancer February 15, 2010

stounch

stounch refers to the act of having sex. when said rapidly, it should sound like a noise one would hear from a 70's style porno.

Dude, check out that lil honey, I'd throw the stounch with that one.

stounch stounch stounch stounch

by outlaw josie whales June 4, 2016

Stoncho

Stoncho is the apex of human evolution and in some ways has surpassed his humanity all together

that adam is an absolute stoncho

by Dino10001 September 15, 2018

stonch

a term used to describe a person who thinks they’re mad cool and acts hard

that chap charlie balance is mad stonch

by doylerrrr June 4, 2019

Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.

"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"

by TCGC August 28, 2008

smouch

dumbass,douche bag,etc.

dooood, my mom is such a smouch. She's REDIC!

or

wtf br0, how much a fucking smouch can you be?!

by malice millionaire July 5, 2007