stoner sence

if you smoke pot on a daily basis you will have this instinct you know what the deal is at all times and your quick about it weither it be driving or just chilling around you will have this strange feeling and if your high enough you will have a visual of the action that is being senced . this is however always confused with paranoia with is a short term effect of marijuana that is usually wrong and can get u smacked and or passed . usually this vision will consist of how you can find weed, or what ever the situation maybe at the time and you solve the dilema while stoned

that kid man he has like a stoner sence he always knows what to do in the right situations

by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

stoner proof

an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.

lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope

Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof

by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008

stoner

a peson who smokes weed, ussually a calm good spirited person. enjoys what weed has to offer life as a means of stress reduction. stoners rairly snap lose it and kill 50 people on the way to work one day. generally looked down apound by other people even when they are coked right up most of the time.
fucking coke heads

"look at that stoner waisting his life and wrecking his heath. lets do another rail."

by Ricky_Slate April 6, 2004

stoner tangent

The out-of-nowhere tangent subject that comes up in the middle of a conversation between a group of people who smoke weed a lot.

Stoner 1: "So, last night was fun. I got really drunk."

Stoner 2: "Yeah. Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a duck?"

Stoner 1: "Dude. That was a total stoner tangent."

by BluntToMyLips March 31, 2009

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

Stoner Swag

A walk that stoners tend to have. It is a swift, gliding movement. Although it seems to be slow, the long strides move the stoner far in distance. It is accompanied by a sleepy look.

The boy walking out of the bong shop had stoner swag.

by vhattttt June 16, 2011

grenade stomper

your friend or boy, who takes one for the team on going forth and getting with the grenade-or ugly girl of the group so that you can get with her hott friend.

Yo Ritchie I need you to be the grenade stomper for tonight cause her girl is sexy.

by charleyrogers January 24, 2010