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e-stoner

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A person that fakes being a stoner on the internet to look cool.
Jack: I AM SO HIGH MAN
Bill: STFU you e-stoner
by ColonTapps April 25, 2006
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stoner flu

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Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint
"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."
by lyo August 19, 2007
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stoner

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Stoner: being a stoner is more than just being a frequent user of marijuana, however, do not undermind the fact that a stoner loves and cherishes his or her weed profoundly. A stoner simply isnt a person who enjoys smoking weed. To be a stoner requires dedication. Being a stoner implies family like relations to any other person partaking in the act of inhaling such a beautiful substance.
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When two aquaintences who have in the past had disagreements and constant arguements join together for their one sacred passion; all their previous thoughts of hatred toward each other dissintegrate, for they are both participitating in perhaps the only thing that brings true peace between our brothers and sisters. For those few solitary moments they are one and all negative outlooks and opinions do not exist.

A true stoner would give up his spot in the rotation, for he or she is generous and dont mind sacrificing their immediate high; for they know that no matter what they will get more pot and indulge in more of what brings them together.

A stoner isnt constricted to his marijuana. A stoner has a broad aspect on the entirety of the statement " getting f****ed up."

Although some stoners tend to be mooches; a stoner-friend will always repay with whatever he can. Karma applies in all ties of life.

A stoner would understand, appreciate, and have experienced exactly what was stated.
" My wonderful friends, Nick and Adam, are considered to be my stoner buddies; for they both know what its like to give, recieve, and get high"
by Joe Baxster April 17, 2006
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simply put...when your stoned!
dude 1: yo ima get stonerized tonite kid...wanna join?

dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!
by davison2008 December 19, 2007
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An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.

A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.
Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.
by Scrabble Bitch May 31, 2010
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Stoner weekend

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Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)
dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!
by lagosvibes January 25, 2011
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stonescalation

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Immediately escalating an issue to its maximum potential response.
A man is told he is not allowed to buy a game

stonescalation: The man immediately threatens to cut the first persons car brake cables.
by Flyheit December 26, 2011
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