faux-savings

Refers to grocery stores that require customers to apply for frequent customer cards in order to recieve discounts.

The store proudly displays the amount of "savings" on the bottom of the reciept to show how much money was saved during the shopping trip.

However, the customer doesn't actually know if the amount saved actually means anything since there is no way to tell what the actual price on an item is.

Sally looked at her reciept and saw that she has "saved" thirty dollars on her grocery bill. However, she knows that the groceries that she bought always seem to be on "sale" and that the thirty dollars is just "faux-savings".

by Evil Caroline November 5, 2008

Red Orchestra: Heroes Of Stalingrad

The sequel to Red Orchestra Ostfront 41-45. It's a tactical WWII fps that focuses heavy on realism. Utilizing the Unreal 3 engine. This time around the game will focus on the epic and bloody battle of Stalingrad. It features a single player campaign from both German and Soviet perspective. The first fps that will allow you to play a single player mode as a German soldier. Expect many additional coop and multiplayer modes. The game is do out sometime in 2010.

Red Orchestra: Heroes of Stalingrad is going to be the best WWII fps ever created.

by Agenda_Suicide October 2, 2009

saving the world

A harmless way for girls to describe monthly cycles without making guy friends feel awkward.

'Why are you so squinky Jennifer?'
'Sorry, I'm saving the world at the moment.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Saving the Bee's

Saving the Bee's is a euphemism for masturbation inspired by the Pornhub Cares Beesexual charity event, in which money was donated for each Beesexual video watched on the site.

Tmaster: Why did it take you 45 minutes to respond?
Zodiac: Sorry fam, I was Saving the Bee's ;)
Tmaster: Fucking Degenerate...

by Arphee April 17, 2019

love staking

desperately trying to get the attention of a loved one

Cori was love staking Jimmy in History.

by Madison Gardener May 13, 2005

Shaving Cinnamon

A term to describe the act of male masturbation. Like shaving cinnamon sticks, it involves repetitive up and down strokes.

Corey: Hey man, want to go get some lunch?
Jeremy: Nah, gonna stay here and shave some cinnamon.
Corey: Dang dude, you are always shaving cinnamon.

by VP BOOM August 17, 2011

Gaylight-Savings

The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.

Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price

Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best

by bennycnz April 3, 2010