A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.
The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".
The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".
Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"
Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."
Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."
Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."
Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."
Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."
Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."
by Brian Dubya Oh February 20, 2010
Get the Status Upvaguemug. When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.
Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!
by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009
Get the Status Lynchmug. An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
Get the Status Shufflemug. by Berick johnson May 9, 2018
Get the mitchell statusmug. A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.
by lovesud February 24, 2012
Get the bobblehead statusmug. The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.
Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.
by WARREN512 June 2, 2020
Get the Bot Statusmug. A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
Get the hammock statusmug.